1 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,295 ("I Love Lucy" theme song playing) 2 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,204 Good morning, Lucy. 3 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,205 Oh, hi, Ethel. 4 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,707 Where are you going so early? 5 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,209 Oh, I thought I'd go down and see the doctor. 6 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,711 What's the matter, honey, are you sick? 7 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,212 No, I just want to get a checkup. 8 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,298 I need a tonic or something. 9 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,300 I've been feeling real donsey. 10 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,217 Donsey? 11 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,136 Yeah. That's a word my grandmother made up 12 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,638 for when you're not really sick, but you just feel lousy. 13 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,140 Oh. 14 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,142 Oh, I-I don't know what's the matter with me. 15 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,643 I've been getting a lot of rest, and then 16 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,480 I wake up feeling all dragged out in the morning. 17 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,316 I don't have much energy, 18 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,818 and yet I've been putting on a lot of weight. 19 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:11,104 I just feel blah. 20 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,523 Well, maybe you need some vitamin pills 21 00:01:13,523 --> 00:01:15,024 or a liver shot or something. 22 00:01:15,024 --> 00:01:18,445 Yeah. Listen, don't tell Ricky that I went to see the doctor. 23 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,746 No sense worrying him. 24 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,164 Okay. 25 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,665 Gee, I-I'm going to have to go on a diet. 26 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,168 You know, I could hardly get into my dress this morning. 27 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,586 Hey, Lucy... 28 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,587 Hmm? 29 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,089 Wait a minute. 30 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,373 You don't suppose...? 31 00:01:30,373 --> 00:01:32,709 I don't suppose what? 32 00:01:32,709 --> 00:01:34,961 You don't suppose you're going to have a baby? 33 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,714 Oh, of course not. 34 00:01:37,714 --> 00:01:39,048 (laughing) 35 00:01:39,549 --> 00:01:41,551 For heaven's sake. 36 00:01:46,556 --> 00:01:48,558 A baby?! 37 00:01:49,559 --> 00:01:52,061 Yeah. Baby. 38 00:01:52,061 --> 00:01:54,063 That's a word my grandmother made up 39 00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:56,065 for tiny little people. 40 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:00,069 That's the silliest thing I ever heard of. 41 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:03,072 I've been married 11 years, Ethel. 44 00:02:06,075 --> 00:02:07,577 You were a lot closer 45 00:02:07,577 --> 00:02:09,078 when you said I needed liver shots. 46 00:02:09,078 --> 00:02:12,081 Well, we'll wait and see what the doctor says. 47 00:02:12,081 --> 00:02:13,082 Oh, I got to go. 48 00:02:13,082 --> 00:02:15,084 I'll see you later. 49 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,221 Good-bye, mummy. 50 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,641 I'm going to wait right here until you come back. 51 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,393 Go on. 52 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,677 Now, cut that out. 53 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:27,180 Let's have no more kidding about me having a baby. 54 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,183 The whole thought is utterly ridiculous. 55 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,692 Lucy? 56 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:45,498 What did the doctor say? 57 00:03:00,797 --> 00:03:02,182 Lucy? 58 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:05,635 Oh, hi, Ethel. 59 00:03:05,635 --> 00:03:07,136 Hi, Lucy. 60 00:03:07,136 --> 00:03:08,638 What did the doctor say? 61 00:03:09,138 --> 00:03:12,442 Ethel... we're going to have a baby. 62 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,310 We are?! 63 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,812 Oh... 64 00:03:15,812 --> 00:03:17,814 oh, isn't that wonderful? 65 00:03:18,314 --> 00:03:20,316 I... I never had a baby before. 66 00:03:20,817 --> 00:03:24,320 I mean, I've never been let in on it so soon. 67 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,322 Let in on it? 68 00:03:26,322 --> 00:03:28,825 Why, you knew it even before I did. 69 00:03:29,325 --> 00:03:31,828 This whole thing was practically your idea. 70 00:03:32,328 --> 00:03:33,329 Aw! 71 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,048 Gee... 72 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,883 just think, Ethel. 73 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,718 I'm going to be a mother. 74 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,671 And I'm going to be a... 75 00:03:41,671 --> 00:03:45,675 I am going to be something, aren't I? 76 00:03:46,175 --> 00:03:47,176 Oh, sure, sure. 77 00:03:47,176 --> 00:03:48,678 Y-You and Fred will be the godparents. 78 00:03:48,678 --> 00:03:50,680 Oh, isn't that exciting? 79 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,182 Did the doctor say what it's going to be? 80 00:03:53,182 --> 00:03:56,519 It's going to be a baby. 81 00:03:56,519 --> 00:03:58,488 No. I mean, I wonder 82 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,491 if it's going to be a boy or a girl. 83 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,492 Oh, I can't wait to find out 84 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:06,496 whether I'm going to be a godmother or a godfather. 85 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,497 Wait till I tell Fred. 86 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,999 He's going to be so excited! 87 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:14,003 Oh, Ethel, Ethel, don't tell Fred. 88 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,505 Why not? 89 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,507 Because I haven't told Ricky yet, 90 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,510 and he'd feel awful if Fred knew before he did. 91 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,512 Why haven't you told Ricky? 92 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,014 Well... because I-I want to tell him 93 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,849 in a very special way. 94 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,768 All my life, I've dreamed 95 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,271 about how I was going to tell my husband 96 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,273 when we were going to have a baby. 97 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,142 I've known exactly what I was going to say to him. 98 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,145 I've dreamed about it a million times. 99 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:40,146 Aw.... 100 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,148 Now it's going to come true. 101 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,984 See, h-he'll be sitting right here, see? 102 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,486 And then... and then I-I'll come over, 103 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,488 and I'll... I'll sit on his lap. 104 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,490 And I'll put my arms around his neck, 105 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,492 and I'll say 106 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,494 Ricky... darling... 107 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,496 our dream has come true. 108 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,999 You and I are going to be blessed with something 109 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,001 that means more to us 110 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:05,004 than anything in the whole world. 111 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:08,474 Well, I shouldn't be here at a time like this. 112 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,976 What? 113 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,477 Uh... I mean, 114 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,980 I'll come back after you've told Ricky. 115 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,982 Oh, he ought to be home for lunch any minute. 116 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,484 He's going to be so thrilled! 117 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,321 Oh, Lucy! Oh! 118 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,773 (both stomping their feet) 119 00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:27,777 (sighing) 120 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,506 Hi, honey. 121 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,008 Oh, hello, Ricky. 122 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,010 Uh, I thought you'd never get here. 123 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,511 What are you talking about? 124 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,512 I'm ten minutes early. 125 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,014 Oh, yeah. (chuckles) 126 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,016 H-How's everything, darling? 127 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:50,850 Everything's terrible. 128 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,801 Oh, good. 129 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,187 Good? 130 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,521 I said everything was terrible. 131 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,807 Huh? Oh, terrible. 132 00:05:57,807 --> 00:05:59,275 Yeah, terrible. 133 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,277 I don't think I'll ever put on 134 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,780 another nightclub show as long as I live. 135 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,281 The lights are all wrong. 136 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,783 The costumes are all wrong. 137 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,785 Nobody knows their number. 138 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,787 Nothing good happened today. 139 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,789 Well, it will, dear. 140 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,792 You come over here and sit down. 141 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,293 See? I fixed lunch in here. 142 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,295 It's cozier and comfyer. 143 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,297 Oh, gee, honey, that looks wonderful. 144 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,299 Yeah, well, just relax, dear. 145 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,301 I'm all right, honey. 146 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,803 I'm just hungry. 147 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,723 Sit back, dear. Sit back. 148 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,725 Yes, dear. 149 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,231 Ricky... 150 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,233 Ricky, darling... 151 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,235 What is it, honey? 152 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,237 Give me that. 153 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,739 Now, swallow. 154 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:49,742 There. 155 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,911 (loud crunching) 156 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,282 Ricky, do you have to eat now? 157 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:57,784 Well, honey, it's lunchtime. 158 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,786 You fixed me a beautiful lunch. 159 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,787 Well, stop for a minute. 160 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,289 Now, swallow that. 161 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,177 My stomach is going to think I lost my teeth. 162 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,129 All right, honey. 163 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:11,931 Now, what is it? 164 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,349 Ricky... darling... 165 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,351 (phone ringing) 166 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:18,354 Honey, the phone is ringing. 167 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,222 I know it. 168 00:07:19,222 --> 00:07:20,723 Well, honey, one of us has to get up 169 00:07:20,723 --> 00:07:21,724 and answer it. 170 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:22,725 No! 171 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:23,726 Lucy... 172 00:07:24,227 --> 00:07:25,228 Let it ring. Oh, honey, come on. 173 00:07:25,228 --> 00:07:26,229 It might be important, honey. 174 00:07:26,229 --> 00:07:27,530 Oh... 175 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,531 Come on, sweetheart. 176 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,484 (ringing continues) 177 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,485 Hello? 178 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,487 Oh, hello, Marco. 179 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,988 What?! 180 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:36,989 What do you mean, 181 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,491 they can't have the costumes there 182 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,492 till tonight? 183 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:40,993 Now, look, you tell that guy 184 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,495 that he has to have those costumes there 185 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,998 by 2:00 this afternoon or I'm going to sue him. 186 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:48,000 That's what I said-- I'm going to sue him. 187 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,302 And-and look, 188 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,137 will you have the orchestra there 189 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,138 on time for a change? 190 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,639 I don't care how you do it. 191 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:54,474 Just get 'em there, eh? 192 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,309 Thanks. Good-bye. 193 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,812 Oh, what a business. 194 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,314 Sometimes I think I'll go back to Cuba 195 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,099 and work in a sugar plantation. 196 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,902 Just the two of us. 197 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,405 Just the two of us? 198 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:10,656 Yeah. 199 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:11,991 I don't mind to get you all involved 200 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:12,992 in my affairs, honey, 201 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,494 but you should be happy you're a woman. 202 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,996 Oh, I am, I am. 203 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,500 Oh, you-you think that you know how tough my job is, 204 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,003 but believe me, if you traded places with me, 205 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,505 you'd be surprised. 206 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:29,792 Believe me, if I traded places with you, you'd be surprised. 207 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,771 Uh, honey, what is this all about, huh? 208 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,022 What's the matter? 209 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:43,856 Nothing, dear. 210 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,691 I just love you, that's all. 211 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,059 Uh-oh. 212 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,562 How much are you overdrawn? 213 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,564 I am not overdrawn. 214 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,065 I want to tell you something. 215 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,067 Lucy, what did you buy? 216 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,569 Nothing! 217 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,877 Ricky... darling... 218 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:05,878 (doorbell buzzes) 219 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,881 Oh, I'll get it. 220 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,980 Who was that? 221 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,481 Nobody. 222 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,484 Now, how can nobody ring the doorbell? 223 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:29,986 Well, I think it was probably... 224 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,488 Nobody's necktie is caught in the door. 225 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,489 I'll get it. 226 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,992 Nah, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 227 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,076 I'll get it. 228 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,078 Whose father got... 229 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,580 It's Ricky. Hi, Ricky. 230 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,081 Hi, Rick. 231 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,082 Now, what's going on here? 232 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,584 Why'd you slam the door in their face? 233 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,085 Well, I... ETHEL: Oh, that's all right. 234 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,086 I-I don't think you should be disturbed 235 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,588 while you're eating your lunch. 236 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,590 No, Ricky, go ahead and have your lunch. We can come back. 237 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,091 We can come back later. Oh, come on, will you?! 238 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,092 Come in. Why everybody acting so silly? 239 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,093 Now, come on and sit down. 240 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,512 I want to talk to you. Come on. 241 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,513 Come on, will you? 242 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,015 Sit down, Fred. 243 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,017 All right. 244 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,519 Fred, I want to tell you something. 245 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,021 You don't know how smart you are 246 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,522 that you got out of show business. 247 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,523 Oh? 248 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,525 You should have been at the club today. 249 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,394 Everything went wrong. 250 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:14,363 First of all, you know that costume shop... 251 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:16,866 ...and not only that, 252 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,868 but the guy in the spotlight 253 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,871 has the nerve to tell me 254 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,874 that I told him not to light me during my number 255 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,376 but to go around looking for interesting faces 256 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,377 in the audience. 257 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,879 (chuckling): Oh, no. 258 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,881 Yeah, well, do you folks really have to go? 259 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,883 Oh, yes, we really do. Yeah, I guess. 260 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,384 We'll see you later, Ricky. 261 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,886 Come on, Fred. 262 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,887 Yeah, okay. (clears throat) 263 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:38,888 Good-bye. 264 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,389 Hey, Fred, how about the fights? 265 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,891 Everything's all right. 266 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:42,892 I've taken care of it, Rick. 267 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:43,893 I told... 268 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,263 Honey, he was still talking. 269 00:10:49,098 --> 00:10:52,018 Honey... 270 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,021 Honey, I-I want to talk to you. 271 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:00,159 Lucy, what do you sit on when I'm not home? 272 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,661 (giggling) 273 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,664 Ricky... darling... 274 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,666 (phone rings) 275 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,618 Darn that thing! 276 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,120 Lucy, you're sure acting strange. 277 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,121 What's the matter, honey? 278 00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:13,622 Come on, let me answer the phone. 279 00:11:13,622 --> 00:11:14,623 Maybe it's important. Oh... 280 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,626 Hello? 281 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,128 Yeah, yeah. 282 00:11:19,128 --> 00:11:20,546 What?! 283 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,548 What do you mean? 284 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,050 Of course the club has 285 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,053 an automatic dishwashing machine. 286 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,554 We just put it in. 287 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,023 What?! 288 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,026 I got to pay for standby dishwashers? 289 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,531 Aw, now, wait a minute. 290 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,032 No-no-no, d-don't do anything, would you? 291 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,033 I'll be right down. 292 00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:42,735 Just hold everything. I'll be right down. 293 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,120 Good-bye. 294 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,122 But Ricky, can't you stay a few more minutes? 295 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,623 Honey, I'm sorry, honey, 296 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,625 but this is union trouble I got to take care of. 297 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,627 Standby dishwashers they want, yet. 298 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,129 Thanks for the lunch, honey. 299 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,630 Yeah, but, Ricky, Ricky, 300 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,582 I want to talk to you about something. 301 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,502 Well, look, sweetheart, whatever it is, 302 00:11:59,502 --> 00:12:00,503 use your own judgment. 303 00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:05,007 Now, if... if you think it's a good idea, 304 00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:06,509 go ahead with it. 305 00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:11,514 (door closes) 306 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,936 I just saw Ricky leaving. 307 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,438 That didn't take long. What did he say? 308 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,440 Nothing. I haven't told him yet. 309 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,942 You haven't? Why not? 310 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,444 Because I kept being interrupted 311 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,446 by telephones, sandwiches, and... 312 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,948 certain busybodies. 313 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,450 Well, thanks. 314 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,952 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 315 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,453 Oh, that's all right. 316 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,454 You're bound to be a little cranky 317 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:36,455 in your condition. 318 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,258 I am not cranky! 319 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,844 Of course not. 320 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,130 Well, I'm not! 321 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,548 That's right. 322 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,550 Come on. I'll help you with the dishes. 323 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,552 (dishes clattering) 324 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,057 Fred, what is all that? 325 00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:56,559 Well, I want to get the little fella 326 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,561 started off right. 327 00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:01,564 Oh, Fred, for heaven's sake. 328 00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:04,066 Here, Lucy. For my godson. 329 00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:07,069 Oh... gee, thanks, Fred. 330 00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:09,572 Oh, she doesn't want all that junk. 331 00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:11,073 Junk? Do you realize 332 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,575 that that's an honest-to-goodness 333 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:14,577 Yankee ball cap? 334 00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:16,078 Huh! Junk... 335 00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,080 And wait till you see the name on this. 336 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,082 That's the name of the best ballplayer 337 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:20,966 the Yankees ever had. 338 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,637 Oh. "Spaulding." 339 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,223 No, honey, turn it around. 340 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,009 Oh! "Joe DiMaggio!" 341 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,844 You betcha. 342 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,146 Old Joltin' Joe himself. 343 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,598 Ah, gee, Fred. 344 00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:36,599 I bet these things meant a lot to you. 345 00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,100 You shouldn't be giving them to us. 346 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,853 Aw, why not? There's nothing too good for little Freddie. 347 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:41,737 Aw... 348 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,989 (chuckling) 349 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,325 You mean, there's nothing too good 350 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,827 for little Ethel. 351 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,329 That baby's name is going to be Fred. 352 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,331 How can they call little Ethel "Fred"? 353 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,332 Oh, now wait a minute. Just a minute. 354 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,835 We're getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we? 355 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,837 The baby won't be here for quite a while, you know. 356 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,338 (chuckling): That's right. 357 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,339 Yeah, I guess you're right there. 358 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,841 There's plenty of time to name him Fred. 359 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,843 Yeah. (chuckles) 360 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,344 Ah, I bet Ricky was thrilled, huh, Lucy? 361 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,847 She didn't get a chance to tell him. 362 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,848 You didn't? 363 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,349 No. 364 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,352 I'm going down to the club and tell him. 365 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,854 Oh, Lucy, that won't be the way 366 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,855 you've always planned it. 367 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,806 Well, I can't help it. Ricky's got to know. 368 00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:19,308 And if I don't tell Ricky soon, 369 00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,110 I might as well wait and let the baby tell him. 370 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,009 (orchestra tuning up) 371 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:43,232 All right, all right. 372 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,233 All right, fellas. 373 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:47,236 Let's, uh, let's try "Granada," huh? 374 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,237 You got it in there? 375 00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:49,738 What's the number of that? 376 00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:52,741 And listen, I want to check this mic, too-- 377 00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,743 be sure the balance is right. 378 00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:56,028 Okay, Tony? 379 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,221 Granada 380 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:27,726 Tierra sonada por mi 381 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:34,617 Mi cantar se vuelve gitano cuando es para ti 382 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,571 Mi cantar 383 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:46,078 Hecho de fantasia 384 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,581 Mi cantar 385 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:54,086 Flor de melancolia 386 00:15:54,086 --> 00:16:03,979 Que yo te vengo a 387 00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:06,432 Dar... 388 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,936 (dramatic chords playing) 389 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,688 (piano arpeggio) 390 00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:17,493 Granada, bloody land 391 00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:20,996 on a ventura road 392 00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:29,254 Woman who preserves the spell of the moorish eyes 393 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:41,350 I sound like a rebel and a gypsy covered in flowers 394 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:46,605 And I kiss your scarlet mouth, your enjoyment apple 395 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:52,111 That speaks to me about love 396 00:16:53,529 --> 00:17:01,036 Granada, manola sung in couplets beautiful 397 00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:10,045 I have nothing else to give you but a bouquet of roses 398 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:16,552 Of roses with soft fragrances 399 00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:22,057 Let the dark virgin give sea 400 00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:28,397 pomegranate 401 00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:31,900 your land 402 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:37,406 It's full of pretty women 403 00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:40,192 of blood 404 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:46,115 From the sun! 405 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:56,625 Uh, that was fine, fellas, 406 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,128 but, uh, let's bite those trumpet figures at the end 407 00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:00,129 a little more, huh? 408 00:18:00,629 --> 00:18:01,964 Okay. 409 00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:04,933 Let's see what else we got here. 410 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,436 Hi, Lucy. Hi. 411 00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:08,437 Hi, Lucy. Hello. 412 00:18:08,937 --> 00:18:09,938 Oh, hiya, honey! 413 00:18:09,938 --> 00:18:11,440 What are you doing down here? 414 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,941 Well, honey, I-I didn't have a chance 415 00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:14,443 to talk to you at home, 416 00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:16,445 and I-I have something I wanted to say to you. 417 00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:17,946 Oh, sure, honey. What is it? 418 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,402 Uh, Ricky... darling... 419 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,403 MAN: Hey, Rick! 420 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,788 What? 421 00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:28,207 You want the white spot on this number or the blue one? 422 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,625 The white one. 423 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,626 Okay, Rick. 424 00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,128 Yes, honey? 425 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,630 Ricky... darling... 426 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,631 Hey, Ricky. What? 427 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,633 Can we squeeze another table in here for six? 428 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:38,967 No. For the owner's nephew. 429 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,420 Yes. 430 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,422 Uh, you might as well take five, fellas, huh? 431 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,723 MAN 2: Say, Ricky, are we doing this number tonight? 432 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,141 Yeah. We're doing that tonight, yeah. 433 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,643 Don't make it any longer than five, eh? 434 00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,645 We got a lot of work to do. 435 00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,149 What's the matter, honey? 436 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,651 Honey, I came all the way down here 437 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,152 to tell you something very important, 438 00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,655 and you won't even give me a chance to talk to you. 439 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,156 Of course I will, honey. 440 00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:02,157 I sure will. What is it, honey? 441 00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:02,991 Hey, Rick! Yeah? 442 00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:03,909 What? What? 443 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,410 Now, wait a minute! 444 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,411 Wait a minute, everybody! 445 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,413 Now, stand still! Don't make a move. 446 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,415 Now, I don't want any noise around here. 447 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,167 Now, please. 448 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,452 My wife came down here 449 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,953 to tell me something very important. 450 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,457 That's the only thing that counts right now. 451 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,459 I don't even want to hear a pin drop. 452 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,960 Please be quiet. 453 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,763 All right, honey. What is it? 454 00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:39,945 Do you have the right time? 455 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,780 What?! 456 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,282 What time is it? 457 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,284 Oh, now, honey, you didn't come down here 458 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,285 to ask me that, did you? 459 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,786 Yes, I... Have you got the time? 460 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,204 Oh, now, honey, now tell me, honey, 461 00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:50,205 what was it you want to tell me, eh? 462 00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:51,206 What is it? 463 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,207 (sobbing): Nothing... 464 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:53,625 Oh, honey, Lucy! 465 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,626 Honey, sweetheart. 466 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,627 Honey, please, now what is it? 467 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:56,628 What's the matter? Nothing! 468 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,629 Leave me alone. 469 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,630 I'll be all right. 470 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,133 Honey...? 471 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,635 Now, you go and try to figure out a woman. 472 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,637 Come on, fellas. 473 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,139 We got a lot of work to do. Let's go. 474 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,141 Hey, you just gave us five. 475 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,642 All right, I'm taking it back. 476 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:11,560 Let's go, eh? Come on. 477 00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:14,813 (mambo music playing) 478 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,818 Oh, the lady in red 479 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:24,323 Is fresh as a daisy when the town is in bed 480 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:30,329 Dancing and dining and shining with originality 481 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,830 She's very proper 482 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,249 She's nothing more than a pal 483 00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:36,251 Oh, me and oh, my 484 00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:37,753 You never stop her 485 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:40,255 She'd be a dangerous gal 486 00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:42,758 If she ever met the right guy 487 00:20:43,258 --> 00:20:44,760 Oh, the lady in red 488 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:49,131 The fellas are crazy for the lady in red 489 00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:52,517 She's a bit gawdy, but, lawdy 490 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,470 What a personality 491 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,472 Say 492 00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:01,860 Have you ever met a girl who's the toast of the town? 493 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:05,314 A work of art without a question 494 00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:09,151 You better write her number down, you fool. 495 00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:10,569 Thank you. 496 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,571 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 497 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,039 Thank you. And now for the... 498 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,040 For you, Ricky. 499 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,541 Oh, thank you. Excuse me. 500 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,044 Pardon me, please. 501 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,047 Oh, isn't this wonderful? 502 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:23,548 Listen to this. 503 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,050 "Dear Mr. Ricardo, 504 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,553 "My husband and I are going to have a blessed event. 505 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,555 "I just found out about it today, 506 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,557 "and I haven't told him yet. 507 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,559 "I heard you sing a number called 508 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,562 "'We're Having a Baby, My Baby and Me.' 509 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,064 "If you will sing it for us now, 510 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,567 it will be my way of breaking the news to him." 511 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,568 Isn't that wonderful? 512 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,405 Of course I'll do it for you. Sure. Eh, Ma...? 513 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,773 Oh, wait a minute. 514 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,774 I got a wonderful idea. 515 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,275 Why don't we bring the couple up here, 516 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,777 and I'll sing it right to them, eh? 517 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,279 Come on, let's bring them up on the floor. Come on, folks. 518 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,781 (orchestra playing "Rock-A-Bye, Baby") 519 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,283 Come on. We just want to wish you luck. 520 00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:59,284 Who is it? 521 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:03,288 Rock-a-bye, baby 522 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,290 On the treetop 523 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,792 No? 524 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,294 When the wind blows 525 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,297 The cradle will rock 526 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,298 No? 527 00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,801 When the bough breaks 528 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,304 The cradle will fall 529 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:23,809 And down will come baby 530 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,812 Cradle and all 531 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:30,315 Rock-a-bye, baby 532 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:31,817 On the... 533 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,318 Hiya, honey. 534 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,319 On the treetop 535 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,705 When the wind blows 536 00:22:36,705 --> 00:22:40,659 The cradle will fall 537 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,662 When the bough breaks 538 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:47,165 The cradle will fall 539 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:48,166 An... 540 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,668 (orchestra continues playing) 541 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,090 Honey, honey... 542 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:56,591 Honey, no. 543 00:22:56,591 --> 00:22:57,592 (laughing): Yes. 544 00:22:57,592 --> 00:22:59,394 Really? Yes. Why didn't you tell me? 545 00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:00,846 Well, you didn't give me a chance. 546 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:01,847 Are you kidding? 547 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,399 No. I tri... It's me! 548 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,102 I'm going to be a father! 549 00:23:07,102 --> 00:23:08,603 How about that? 550 00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:09,438 (applause) 551 00:23:09,438 --> 00:23:11,356 I want you to meet my mother. 552 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,358 I mean, my wife, my wife. 553 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,327 (people shouting "do 'The Baby Song'") 554 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,328 What? 555 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,831 Do the baby song! Do the baby song! 556 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:23,335 We're having a baby 557 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:27,122 My baby and me 558 00:23:27,122 --> 00:23:29,875 You'll read it in Winchell 559 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,877 That we're adding a limb 560 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,679 To our family tree 561 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:37,516 While pushing that carriage 562 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,520 How proud I will be 563 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,022 There's nothing like marriage 564 00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,525 Ask your father and mother 565 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,860 And they'll agree 566 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,695 He'll have toys 567 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,197 Baby clothes 568 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:55,700 He'll know he's come to the right house 569 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,202 By and by 570 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,204 When he grows 571 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,707 Maybe he'll live in the White House... 572 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:03,708 Really? 573 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,043 And why not? 574 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:09,498 Our future looks brighter 575 00:24:09,498 --> 00:24:12,000 But definitely 576 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,503 We're having a baby... 577 00:24:14,503 --> 00:24:17,005 I bet he's going to look just like you. 578 00:24:17,005 --> 00:24:18,390 Oh, I hope not. 579 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:22,344 We're having a baby... 580 00:24:22,344 --> 00:24:25,347 I'll bet she'll speak with an accent like you. 581 00:24:25,347 --> 00:24:26,348 She? 582 00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:27,349 Yeah. 583 00:24:27,349 --> 00:24:30,852 We're having a baby 584 00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:34,856 My baby 585 00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:40,862 And me. 586 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:04,669 ("I Love Lucy" theme song playing) 587 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,183 ANNOUNCER: The part of the electrician was played by Dick Reeves 588 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,186 and the maitre d' by William Hamel. 589 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:25,190 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 590 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,379 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.